चित्र कथा- A Pictorial Story

Good combination !!!!!

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa (boss) make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"
Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating & throwing"

Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!!

No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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एक बार ब्राजील में हवाई जहाज दुर्घटनाग्रस्त हो गया, बस एक बन्दर बचा जो जहाज के अन्दर बैठा था..एक बार ब्राजील में हवाई जहाज दुर्घटनाग्रस्त हो गया, बस एक बन्दर बचा जो जहाज के अन्दर बैठा था.. संयोगवश बन्दर अपेक्षाकृत बुद्धिमान था और हमारी भाषा समझ बोल सकता था.. अधिकारीगण अस्पताल गए और उससे कुछ जवाब तलब किये..

अधिकारीगण : जब जहाज उड़ा तब सवारी क्या कर रहे थे?
बन्दर : अपना बेल्ट बांध रहे थे..
अधिकारीगण : एयर होस्टेज क्या कर रही थी?
बन्दर : गुड मार्निंग बोल रही थी..
अधिकारीगण : पायलट क्या कर रहे थे?
बन्दर : सिस्टम चेक कर रहे थे..
अधिकारीगण : तुम क्या कर रहे थे?
बन्दर : आदमियों को देख रहा था..
अधिकारीगण : 10 मिनट बाद लोग क्या कर रहे थे?
बन्दर : खा-पी रहे थे..
अधिकारीगण : एयर होस्टेज क्या कर रही थी?
बन्दर : लोगों को सर्व कर रही थी..
अधिकारीगण : पायलट क्या कर रहे थे?
बन्दर : स्टेयरिंग हैंडल कर रहे थे..
अधिकारीगण : तुम क्या कर रहे थे?
बन्दर : खा रहा था और सामान इधर-उधर फेंक रहा था..

अधिकारीगण : 20 मिनट बाद सवारी क्या कर रहे थे?
बन्दर : कुछ सो रहे थे और कुछ पढ रहे थे..
अधिकारीगण : एयर होस्टेज?
बन्दर : मेक-अप..
अधिकारीगण : पायलट?
बन्दर : स्टीयरिंग हैंडल कर रहे थे..
अधिकारीगण : और तुम?
बन्दर : कुछ नहीं..

अधिकारीगण : जहाज दुर्घटनाग्रस्त होने से पहले लोग क्या कर रहे थे?
बन्दर : सारे सो रहे थे..
अधिकारीगण : पायलट क्या कर रहे थे?
बन्दर : एयर होस्टेज को हैंडल कर रहे थे..
अधिकारीगण : और तुम?
बन्दर : स्टीयरिंग हैंडल कर रहा था..

और कोई सवाल नहीं..
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